Top 100 Crazy Ideas
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The Top 100 Crazy Ideas List
These are the top 100 Crazy Ideas for 2024.
1. Change the alphabet order to QUICKBRWNFOXJMPSVRTHELAZYDG2. Google switches entirely to the metric system (searches, maps, everything) and the world unifies to that standard in under a year.
3. Sick violent games like in the Saw movies, but all the players are volunteers instesd of prisoners
4. A microwave that counts down in milliseconds, then ranks you in an online scoreboard based on how close to zero you can stop it
5. Shut down the /r/conspiracy sub. Give no explanation.
6. A credit card which has 0$ you can always use for subscription service’s free trials
7. A microwave that counts down in milliseconds, then ranks you in an online scoreboard based on how close to zero you can stop it
8. a for-profit business where 100% of the money goes to charity... eventually, in the same way that all food vegetarians eat was at some time dinosaur poop
9. Snapchat was made to send nudie photos. Make selfie lenses with genital recognition so I can finally see what my dick looks like as a bumblebee.
10. Build a retirement home on the moon so the elderly find it easier to move around.
11. Job interviews should allow the interviewee to have a WWE style hype entrance
12. An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.
13. Announce Ryan Reynolds has dropped out of the "Deadpool" sequel (following the director), 3 days later announce the new actor cast in his place, Brian Ronalds (Ryan Reynolds with a cheap fake mustache). Keep up the charade for the entirety of the marketing, and have the mustache appear in the movie.
14. Make ten movies from the same script, but use ten different directors, cast and crew. Release them all on the same day.
15. Next time the United Airlines CEO has a restaurant reservation, allow him to take his seat, then shortly thereafter tell him he must give up his table for restaurant employees and take a later reservation as he has been involuntarily bumped. Film the fit he has and then call the police.
16. PM the constitution to each other so the NSA will read it.
17. Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into pretty much anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.
18. A televised snowball fight where both teams consist of MLB pitchers.
19. Put kindergardens, kennels and retirement homes in the same building
20. If your last name is Mann, name all your kids Spider, Super, Bat, Iron, etc. Name the youngest Hugh.
21. Google should buy McAfee, kill the brand and release a final version that completely uninstalls itself.
22. Delete any post that gets more than 2000 upvotes on /r/mildlyinteresting, since it is too interesting.
23. Make Mewtwo available in Pokemon Go for one hour only, at Wal-Mart, on the morning of Black Friday
24. Bill Gates should start a community project to provide education and skills training for underprivileged youth.
25. Hire a group of attractive males and females to roam individually around the city. Their job is to smile, make eye contact with, and complement strangers in order to increase morale and general mental well being.
26. Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.
27. Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.
28. Teach small monkeys how to drive miniature go-karts, replace Greyhound racing with monkey go-kart racing, chasing a giant bushell of bananners or something around the track.
29. Have North Korea host the next Olympics
30. In order to legally change your name, you must find someone with that name who is willing to trade with you.
31. A reality show idea with gay men. 11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars. Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
32. Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.
33. Bill Gates should fund a research project to develop sustainable solutions for climate change.
34. Start a western themed bar, where the music stops randomly when the door opens, so that everyone can turn around and look at who entered and then go back to their drinks.
35. Bill Gates should invest in renewable energy initiatives to combat climate change.
36. Snapchat was made to send nudie photos. Make selfie lenses with genital recognition so I can finally see what my dick looks like as a bumblebee.
37. An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.
38. Bill Gates should create a political party and hire some nobody to become president to prove that money buys elections.
39. The price of movies should be variable based on demand (like stock). e.g.: King Arthur is flopping? Tickets are $2.99.
40. Let people donate blood instead of paying small fines like parking tickets.
41. Glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead.
42. I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.
43. Show a newborn duckling a mirror so that it thinks it is it's own mother and proceeds to take over the world because it knows no limits
44. Porn sites should have "Most Viewed Multiple Times by same Computer" and "Average Percentage of Clip Watched" statistics instead of/as well as "Most Viewed" and "Most Favorited".
45. Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.
46. Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.
47. Amazon creates a virtual reality online shopping experience, where you're in a white room like in the matrix, then you can say "I need *item* ... lots of *item*" and then isles come racing past showing all of the items you can buy. Then you place the items in your virtual shopping cart and check out.
48. Challenge all White Nationalists and Neo Nazis to fight each other to the death for title of Whitest, Neoest Nazi
49. Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.
50. Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?
51. The US should invade the US, setup a framework for Democracy, and rebuild infrastructure.
52. Make Mewtwo available in Pokemon Go for one hour only, at Wal-Mart, on the morning of Black Friday
53. Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.
54. If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.
55. Have a spouse debate, see Bill Clinton take on Melania Trump
56. Subway should create a subsidiary called Domway where they tell you what kind of sandwich you're going to eat.
57. A Communist themed casino where someone who wins a jackpot has to split the winnings equally with every other patron in the casino.
58. Subway should create a subsidiary called Domway where they tell you what kind of sandwich you're going to eat.
59. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 so that when someone asks for password you can just tell them it's 12345678.
60. Bill Gates should start a community project to provide education and skills training for underprivileged youth.
61. A credit card which has 0$ you can always use for subscription service’s free trials
62. Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.
63. A website to match up your upvotes with other people to find your closest match based on similar votes
64. Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.
65. A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.
66. A hamster ball filled with water so your pet octopus can walk around the house
67. Since Donald Trump apparently has a serious problem distinguishing "fake" news from real news, The Onion should write a satire piece about how great he is and see if they can get him to retweet it.
68. A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.
69. Pornhub should do original content. Sitcoms, sex ed documentaries, product reviews...
70. Pasta with you at the center, that you eat your way out of instead of the other way around.
71. Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.
72. PM the constitution to each other so the NSA will read it.
73. We should coin the word "HƧUꟼ" and it's meaning will be pull. That way when you write PUSH on one side of a glass door, the other side will read "HƧUꟼ" which means pull.
74. Power wash the Statue of Liberty to return it back to it's original copper color
75. Do an episode of Drunk History, except its the history of Middle Earth. Narrated by Drunk Stephen Colbert
76. Attach sensors to every car that determine the exact weight of bugs killed while driving. Add up the score at years end and announce the winner on TV. Since bats also kill an impressive amount of bugs, the winner is dubbed Batman and can legally conduct vigilante justice until the next year.
77. Bad driver laser tagging: if a driver gets tagged by more than 5 other drivers in an hour, their car is slowed down and morphed into a penis themed PT Cruiser for the rest of the day. Also, car morphing. That needs to be a thing first.
78. Pasta with you at the center, that you eat your way out of instead of the other way around.
79. Challenge all White Nationalists and Neo Nazis to fight each other to the death for title of Whitest, Neoest Nazi
80. Have a football game announced by a man whose entire life savings is riding on the game.
81. Publish your browsing data as a book, so ISPs would be infringing your copyright by selling your browsing data.
82. Turn the concept of 'ELI5' into a game-show: contestants attempt to explain complex ideas to an actual five-year-old, then the kid attempts to explain those concept to a panel of judges, who eliminate contestants based on how well their kid explained the concept that they were taught.
83. Hang the Mona Lisa from the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. The first player to put a ball through it gets to decide whether karaoke remains legal in the US.
84. An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.
85. Have a medieval-fantasy tv show (like Game of Thrones), but everyone in that fantasy world has smartphones and texting. There should be no explanation why the technology exists, and it won't be a comedy. Just a serious dramatic story with knights and kings and everything, but with smartphones.
86. Pick a stranger and follow them around all day. If confronted, explain you're not stalking them, you're just practicing stalking someone else and want to make sure you do it right.
87. You know how we are making meat out of plants? What if we made plants out of meat!
88. Double or nothing pizza delivery: You pay the price of one pizza and have a 50/50 chance or either getting no pizza or two pizzas.
89. Start a legitimate business that sells electronics. Sell everything for one cent. Go to Best Buy and buy the stuff that you sell, using price matching.
90. A videogame which seems like a kiddy adventure game, as long as you follow the linear path the story has set you. The more you deviate from the main storyline path, the more unsettling, creepy, and horrific the game gets.
91. Let's get a team of people in neon green morph suits to break into a news room an harass the weather man. No one at home will have any idea what's happening.
92. We should start using "digital penetration" as a term for hacking until it becomes so popular that Fox News and CNN are saying it on-air.
93. Netflix should cast Danny DeVito as Frank Underwood in season 5 of House of Cards and not acknowledge the change
94. A conspiracy group dedicated to the idea that chihuahuas are the dog equivalent of grays.
95. Rate corporations between 0 and 1 based on their effort for not fucking up the environment and society. Multiply every managers salary with this factor
96. **A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.**
97. A Communist themed casino where someone who wins a jackpot has to split the winnings equally with every other patron in the casino.
98. Snapchat was made to send nudie photos. Make selfie lenses with genital recognition so I can finally see what my dick looks like as a bumblebee.
99. Give an active user a "virus" trophy. Whenever they respond to another users comment or a user respond to theirs, spread the "virus" by giving that user a trophy as well. See if "Patient Zero" can be identified before 99% of the active population is "infected".
100. Real life "community challenges". Ex. Plant 500 million trees by next Sunday and everyone pays 2% less in taxes.
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