Top 30 Crazy Ideas
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The Top 30 Crazy Ideas List
These are the top 30 Crazy Ideas for 2024.
1. Allow men to donate their nipples to women who've damaged theirs. Male nipples now have a purpose.2. Prank people who have just come out of a coma. Get the doctors to dress like confederate soldiers. Dress an old lady in American 1862 garb and have her claim to be the patients wife. Explain- "you were hit by cannon fire in March 1861"
3. A book that contains two stories on alternating pages so that it can be read lying down in bed without having to awkwardly hold it up half the time.
4. Bill Gates should start a community project to provide education and skills training for underprivileged youth.
5. Make marriage licenses expire every 10 years, allowing couples to nullify their unions through apathy rather than divorce.
6. Have Dwane "The Rock" Johnson prepare different meals behind a curtain then have the audience or guest stars guess what he made solely by smell. Can you smell what the rock is Cooking?
7. A conspiracy group dedicated to the idea that chihuahuas are the dog equivalent of grays.
8. I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.
9. Let's all google "Lesbians on a bicycle" just to confuse google trends.
10. Hang the Mona Lisa from the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. The first player to put a ball through it gets to decide whether karaoke remains legal in the US.
11. Allow men to donate their nipples to women who've damaged theirs. Male nipples now have a purpose.
12. A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.
13. Every year, the richest person in America is declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.
14. Turn the concept of 'ELI5' into a game-show: contestants attempt to explain complex ideas to an actual five-year-old, then the kid attempts to explain those concept to a panel of judges, who eliminate contestants based on how well their kid explained the concept that they were taught.
15. A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.
16. Teach small monkeys how to drive miniature go-karts, replace Greyhound racing with monkey go-kart racing, chasing a giant bushell of bananners or something around the track.
17. Increase the legal cigarette purchasing age by 1 each year. Current smokers would be able to continue, but in 100 years time, there will be no more smokers.
18. If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.
19. Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.
20. Bill Gates should create a political party and hire some nobody to become president to prove that money buys elections.
21. They should have a TV show called "Help, I'm Wasting My Life" where relatively smart, talented people who are doing nothing useful with their skills are given life makeovers and useful jobs.
22. Pasta with you at the center, that you eat your way out of instead of the other way around.
23. Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
24. A house buying show where the buyers are millennials and they can't afford any of the houses
25. Show a newborn duckling a mirror so that it thinks it is it's own mother and proceeds to take over the world because it knows no limits
26. Randomly message old friends on Facebook, not because you want to sell them a pyramid scheme, but because you actually care about how they're doing.
27. If your last name is Mann, name all your kids Spider, Super, Bat, Iron, etc. Name the youngest Hugh.
28. Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.
29. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 so that when someone asks for password you can just tell them it's 12345678.
30. Change the alphabet order to QUICKBRWNFOXJMPSVRTHELAZYDG
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