Top 50 Crazy Ideas
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The Top 50 Crazy Ideas List
These are the top 50 Crazy Ideas for 2024.
1. A new video game where you play someone with no skills and no weapons. The object is to get killed as fast as possible while a heavily armed badass tries to protect you. Call it "Escort Mission"2. A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.
3. if you stientists want to see a better environment, perhaps make the current one dope as hell, then humans may care more. we need avatar-like trees! we need dinosaurs!
4. PM the constitution to each other so the NSA will read it.
5. Make a new law that says if after the pizza man tells you, "Enjoy the pizza" you respond with "you too" the pizza man can grab a slice of your pizza.
6. Mandatory training for police: They each visit another precinct as a prisoner, can't tell those cops the truth, they experience the other side of things. Other officers never know who's a cop or perp, and the experience will remind officers that we're all human.
7. A hamster ball filled with water so your pet octopus can walk around the house
8. Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.
9. Release a breakthrough "autism free" vaccine and market it to anti-vaxxers. Make them exactly the same as current vaccines of course, because it's not like anti-vaxxers would know the difference. Everyone else just shuts up and goes with it, and the whole world gets vaccinated.
10. A house buying show where the buyers are millennials and they can't afford any of the houses
11. A jalapeño-shaped piñata, called a jalapiñata, that douses partygoers with mace when it's busted open.
12. use bing
13. Walk into a bank and request a $10,000,000 loan for the purpose of opening a competing bank.
14. If someone is falsely convicted for a crime, and later found not guilty and freed, the person who wrongfully testified against them should spend the same time in prison as the wrongfully convicted.
15. Hang the Mona Lisa from the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. The first player to put a ball through it gets to decide whether karaoke remains legal in the US.
16. Every year, the richest person in America is declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.
17. If wiki needs money so badly they should shut down for a couple days and scare everyone into donating.
18. Donate 1000 shirts with your face on it to your Goodwill and see how long it takes to see a person wearing one in public
19. Find a Bible, replace all instances of the word 'Father' with 'Daddy'
20. If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.
21. Increase the legal cigarette purchasing age by 1 each year. Current smokers would be able to continue, but in 100 years time, there will be no more smokers.
22. An airhorn that looks like a Febreze can do you'll always know when someone poops at your house.
23. Bill Gates should invest in space exploration to advance human understanding of the universe and potentially uncover new resources.
24. An interracial rap duo where the white guy does all the rapping except for when the lyrics have the N-word, which is interjected by the black guy.
25. Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.
26. Transcribe everything the crazy guy on the street corner yells out, then post it on Twitter. When the account gets replies, yell it back at the crazy guy.
27. Walk into a bank and request a $10,000,000 loan for the purpose of opening a competing bank.
28. Bad driver laser tagging: if a driver gets tagged by more than 5 other drivers in an hour, their car is slowed down and morphed into a penis themed PT Cruiser for the rest of the day. Also, car morphing. That needs to be a thing first.
29. Olympic athletes are chosen by lottery so countries are encouraged to increase the average athleticism of their citizens and not just elite athletes.
30. In order to legally change your name, you must find someone with that name who is willing to trade with you.
31. Delete any post that gets more than 2000 upvotes on /r/mildlyinteresting, since it is too interesting.
32. A televised snowball fight where both teams consist of MLB pitchers.
33. Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.
34. Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.
35. Have a football game announced by a man whose entire life savings is riding on the game.
36. Smuggle drugs in a horses mouth. When stopped at border checks, tell the border guards it's a gift horse. They will be unable to look in it's mouth.
37. An app where whenever you come into proximity with another user of the app it plays the Seinfeld theme and you both just pretend you're in a sitcom.
38. A conspiracy group dedicated to the idea that chihuahuas are the dog equivalent of grays.
39. Go to a gloryhole and push carrots and cucumbers through the opening. Refuse to leave saying, "no dessert until you finish your vegetables".
40. If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.
41. Voluntary indentured servitude where a young person cares for an elderly person in exchange for the elderly's estate
42. If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get “f*ck you” tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won’t be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they’ll refuse your draft.
43. Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.
44. Bill Gates should invest in space exploration to advance human understanding of the universe and potentially uncover new resources.
45. Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.
46. A porn video where a woman orders a pizza, pays with money. Then She has a plumber come, fix her faucet, get paid with money, then leaves. After many such psych-outs, she finally goes to bed and has sex with her loving husband.
47. Go back in time and prevent guns from ever exisging so we keep on making cooler and cooler swords as time goes on.
48. Job interviews should allow the interviewee to have a WWE style hype entrance
49. A credit card which has 0$ you can always use for subscription service’s free trials
50. Amazon creates a virtual reality online shopping experience, where you're in a white room like in the matrix, then you can say "I need *item* ... lots of *item*" and then isles come racing past showing all of the items you can buy. Then you place the items in your virtual shopping cart and check out.
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