Flat Earth Theory API

Welcome to the Flat Earth Theory API. The Flat Earth Theory API will Increase Your Google Rankings and Visitor Experience. You can use our API to add Flat Earth Theory content to your Website or blog. Then, your users can add the theories to their social media accounts. The more theories you have, the more traffic you'll get. We have over 25 quintillion results to choose from! It's that simple. Try it out! We are sure that you'll love it! This Flat-Earth-theory-generated content is derived from videos of Matthew "Powerland" Boylan's YouTube videos. He is not serious at all. The lack of seriousness is another reason why the Flat-Earth theories don't appear to hold up to scrutiny. He hardly needs to be taken seriously to be funny. Rather, we're able to discern the validity of the theories. The YouTube video that created the Flat-Earth theory makes frequent use of cinematic references. The authoritarian and enclosed-dome dystopias are popular among Flat-Earthers. They evoke the cosmology of Biblical times and places. In addition, flat-Earthers frequently cite movies and television shows that promote conspiracy theories. The "red pill" and "down the rabbit hole" from The Matrix are two examples. . The Flat Earth Theory API is provided as a single row in JSON format. Currently there is a soft limit for subscribers of 5000 requests per month. The monthly cost of using the Flat Earth Theory API is Only $9.99 (Limited time at this low price). About the cost of a Big Mac. But tastes better ;)  The Flat Earth Theory API currently can return over 2,013,927,245,617,351,622,656 unique results with more content being added regulary. That is over a Sextillion unique and original Flat Earth Theorys.

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Example Flat Earth Theory API Output:

"The Sun, Moon, and stars are actually projections on a vast dome that surrounds the flat Earth. There is evidence of projection devices and mechanisms at the North Pole, hidden from the public. Educators have destroyed the human analytical brain to a single perspective, in spite of all creation within Universe being based upon opposites, binaries & antipodes, including Sun\/Earth binary relative to the human male\/female binary. Satellite photos of Earth as a sphere are fabrications of the round Earth conspiracy orchestrated by NASA and other government agencies In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza! This proves the earth is flat! Pearl Dorsey Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Professor Extraordinarius at Hones Reflexology How to Tell If Your NASA Is Plotting to Kill You "

You can see the Flat Earth Theory API in Action here Flat Earth Theory Generator and Flat Earth Theory Quiz. A couple ideas you can use for adding Flat Earth Theory content to your website, blog, app, or any other project.

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