Flat Earth Theory Quiz Results

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Cryptozoologists have proven that Bigfoot is real and is actually an ancient cartographer mapping the edges of the flat Earth. Sightings of Bigfoot are simply him getting caught updating his maps. . Every man in his senses goes the most reasonable way to work to do a thing. Now, astronomers (one after another-following a leader), while they are telling us that Earth is a globe, are cutting off the upper half of this supposititious globe in their books, and, in this way, forming the level surface on which they describe man as living and moving! Now, if the Earth were really a globe, this would be just the most unreasonable and suicidal mode of endeavoring to show it. So that, unless theoretical astronomers are all out of their senses together, it is, clearly, a proof that the Earth is not a globe. . With the spherical earth model, the heliocentric model, "they" can only deceive the elderly by agreeing that the elders accept being deceived. But maybe "they" won't scam kids or adults who don't even know what $ is.... $cience .. My own convictions are a result of philosophical introspection and a considerable body of data that I have personally observed and which I am still compiling .

Lee Clayton Ph.D. - Flat Earth Scientist. Lecturer at Delice Dowsing
Author of ' Detecting Fake NASA Regalia '

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