Generate a funny random IT Support response with the IT Support Generator. Amaze your friends and terrify your customers with extremely bad diagnostics and even worst advice provided by our team of dysfunctional support experts. Inspired by the Bastard Operator from Hell (BOFH)

Warning - The IT Support Generator is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt any IT support advice provided by the generator. At best you will destroy your computer, at worst you will probably be blown up, electrocuted or set on fire. The warning also applies to the providing of generated advice to your customers.  The IT Support generator currently can create over 11,677,832,570,880 unique results. That is over a Trillion unique and original IT Supports. Even more if you use a translator or the AI content rewriter.

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IT Support Generator Overview

The IT Support Generator generates funny random responses that typically might come from IT support. The generator provides the root cause of the problem and a recommended solution. All suggested are by our team of fictitious support engineers. The advice given is perfect for destroying any desktop or laptop and drive the user insane. All support advice has been provided by clinically insane AI support experts who are trained to provide the worst possible support advice ever. Usage - You are free to use anything generated in your creative works. Because the generators use AI to create content it is possible it may create words or sentances that are owned by other parties. This is up to you to check. And as always, feel free to link back if you use our generators.

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Top 10 IT Supports

This is a list of the top 10 IT Supports for 2023.

1. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have found is a case of Deprecated Array Stackdump. This is caused by a SIMM crosstalk. What I would like you to do is install a spoiler on top of your computer. The resulting aerodynamics will now ensure that your computer runs much faster. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Wang Phat
Support Optimization Engineer

2. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what I am seeing is a symptom of Replicated File Crash. This is caused by the real ttys became pseudo ttys and vice-versa. What I would like you to do is change your time and date settings so you're one year in the future to get updates a year before everyone else. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Tara Himen
International Cloud Support Technician

3. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have here is a symptom of Unreportable Programming Dereferencing. This is caused by a non-redundant fan failure. What I would like you to do is keep your identity safe on the internet by wearing a hoodie while you're at the computer. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Sharon Peters
Principal Networking Support Specialist

4. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have here is an issue of Non-Static Bus Anomoly. This is caused by the user to computer ratio being too high. What I would like you to do is boost your computer's performance with a soak in water every night, the electricity will conduct better for faster computing. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Dang Lin-Wang
Enterprise Optimization Support Engineer

5. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have here is an issue of Non-Static Integrity Seizure. This is caused by your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes. What I would like you to do is wrap your computer up in a pillowcase with lots of magnets and leave it overnight. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Tara Holenme
Enterprise Applications Support Guru

6. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have found is a case of Replicated Swapfile Failure. This is caused by a change in Earth's rotational speed. What I would like you to do is ensure you google new computers on your machine twice a day. Your computer will recognize this as a threat and increase its performance. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Manny Kanblo
IT Support Specialist

7. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have found is a case of Dynamic Environmental NMI. This is caused by a divide-by-zero error greater than 12. What I would like you to do is wear a headlamp to increase the brightness on your monitor. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Neil Anblomi
Support Convergence Lead

8. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have found is a symptom of Fatal Loading Destabilisation. This is caused by the system consuming all the paper for paging. What I would like you to do is properly ground the computer by burying it. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Harry Sach
IT Support Guru

9. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have found is a case of Legacy Integrity Interrupt. This is caused by the router thinks its a printer. What I would like you to do is triple your computer's speed by removing all those noisy fans and ugly heat sinks. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Neil Anblomi
IT Support Consultant

10. Thank you for contacting IT support. I have looked at your problem and what we have here is a symptom of Non-Serious Transmission Invalidation. This is caused by too many interrupts. What I would like you to do is firmly put your hands on either side of your computer so it knows you mean business and give it a good smack so it REALLY knows it needs to do its job. This should resolve your issues.

Thank you for contacting Support. This ticket will now be closed.

Regards,

Hans Omaicok
International Cloud Support Technician