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MLM Bullshit Generator Overview

The MLM bullshit generator will generate funny sales pitches that you will often find and an MLM recruitment meeting.

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Top 10 MLM Bullshits

This is a list of the top 10 MLM Bullshits for 2021.

1. I need 30 people who want to join my "team" Most are crap, but this one isn't. We have a 10 level deep referral program! Dr OZ. recommends the product! I’ll observe you on the inside.

2. I own an online company. Earning potential is practically unlimited. Put your family first! If you join our team of leaders you get access to all our training videos and you get your own website. It is only $25. I’ll see you on the inside.

3. So, what would YOU do with an extra $500 a month? You're not an elephant to work for peanuts. Put your family first! I'm building a team and we are going to make "bank" What's your credit card number we about to get well off yo!

4. Aren't you sleepy of those MLM schemes? SO ARE WE! That's why for $50 you can become a member and then buy our products. Earning potential is practically unlimited. This is a chance to invest in yourself! Come to our convention this weekend, the top seller in our state will be there where we will be worshipping him and jumping up and down screaming like Tom Cruise on Oprah. Just watch this 10 min video it has all you need to know!

5. ARE you looking for a groundbreaking opportunity? Owner of our franchise really enjoys life, he likes skiing and riding horses, and he even has his own farm and stable. We will organize a visit to his property and you'll be able to see horses and him riding. Time for you to fill the void! I'm building a team and we are going to make "bank" I’ll see you on the inside.

6. Aren't you tired of those MLM schemes? SO ARE WE! That's why for $50 you can become a member and then buy our products. We are in a multi billion dollar industry! Time for you to fill the void! You'll make between 1-10% on every sale! ACT NOW!!!

7. I need 30 people who want to join my "team" I usually don't let people your age in, but I ponder you have potential. You can change people's lives and help them! You'll get products for the joining fee you pay. Just watch this 10 min video it has all you need to know!

8. So, what would YOU do with an extra $500 a month? I usually don't let people your age in, but I think you have potential. Time for you to fill the void! All you do is sell a product to your friends, easy passive income! Its ok whether you join or not, we'll always do what we do and always be here.

9. I'd like to share with you a "business opportunity" You're not an elephant to work for peanuts. You can earn money and help people reach their goals, part time. And... It is only 479.99 to get started!!! We will finance for you! ACT NOW!!!

10. ARE you looking for a groundbreaking opportunity? I usually don't let people your age in, but I think you have potential. This is Financial freedom. You just need to buy this sample and pay an entry fee. What's your credit card number we about to get rich yo!