Drunk Thought Generator
The Drunk Thought Generator automatically generates random paragraphs of things you might say while drunk. All you have to do is click "Generate" and the generator will instantly spit out a unique paragraph of drunken thoughts. There are literally millions of generated drunk thoughts to pick from and there are no two content items alike. This means that we have 100% uniqueness on every generated drunk thought.
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Drunk Thought Generator Overview
The Drunk Thought generator generators random Drunk Thought content.
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Top 10 Drunk Thoughts
This is a list of the top 10 Drunk Thoughts for 2021.
1. Tonight sucked.
2. Oh well, deal with it later.
3. The bartender definitely wants to bone.
4. at this point, I would sacrifice at least one limb for pizza.
5. "The cab/Uber driver definitely wants to hear my thoughts on Taylor Swift's personal life."
6. SISQO?!? FUCK THIS SONG. I LOVE THIS SONG.
7. OK, act cool. Act sexy. Keep gyrating your torso in sensual circles.
8. "I am in the right in this argument and I shall make my point eloquently and I won't use the term 'eat a bag of d--ks' if I get a little heated."
9. Tonight is gonna be the best night ever!
10. I'm really tired. I'm only going to have this one drink and duck out early.
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